The first time Hawkeye sees falcon in his wings Natasha has to shut Clint’s mouth and tell him he’s drooling. Sam just winks and Clint actually giggles.
Phil Coulson eventually marries Hel. Hel takes great pleasure in announcing her full title when they go out to dinner. “Hel Lokidatter-Coulson, Queen of Helheim, realm of the Dead” Phil lets her go on, embarrassed but really proud of her, and proud she is finally proud of her heritage and history. They still argue over Ragnarok though.
i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny
i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
(Source: urbancatfitters, via forever-a-sleepwalker)